Art Magazine Reader Gifts

Figurative / Abstract Sculptures.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Time Machine Collision

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

X-ray Psychology.

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Mou...Man trap!

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'