Art Jargon Enthusiast Gifts

Surreal Weather

Larry's used art

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Candle Portraits.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"The overthinker"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

The Selfie

Wagging Dog

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Children's Art Show.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Cats at private view

Giant white horse.