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Surreal Weather

Larry's used art

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Wagging Dog

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"The overthinker"

The Selfie

Candle Portraits.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Giant white horse.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Cats at private view

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'And from what we've been able to determine, this is the tweak that broke the paradigm's back.'