Language Art Admirer Gifts

The Global Playhouse - 'Hamlet' A new play by W Shakespeare - 'You'll come out quoting'.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The americanisation of vulture.

The Family Joules: Part 21

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Cactus seats.

'Stick them up...'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Staff Yearbook

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'