Art For Art's Sake Gifts

"My art is bigger than life."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

The Artist

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Victor Hugo

Diner.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

A Macaroni in 1772

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Projectile painting.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Painting taking root...

Candle Portraits.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Mikado

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Picasso: The Early Years

Happy thoughts

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.