Art For Art's Sake Prints

"My art is bigger than life."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

The Artist

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Diner.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Mikado

Cat statues on entrance gate

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

It's a call from Tate modern.

Painting taking root...

'Projectile painting.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Candle Portraits.

A Macaroni in 1772

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Picasso: The Early Years

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Happy thoughts

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos