Art Connoisseurs Gifts

Oversized Cigar

Staff Picks in Hell

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

Medusa's Baby Picture.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Larry's used art

The Artist

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

The Family Joules: Part 16

Children's artwork exhibition.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Candle Portraits.

"The overthinker"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Wagging Dog

The Selfie

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view