Art Connoisseurs Mugs

Oversized Cigar

Staff Picks in Hell

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Larry's used art

The Artist

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

The Selfie

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Candle Portraits.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"The overthinker"

Wagging Dog

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Giant white horse.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Children's Art Show.