Art Collector Wannabe Pillows

A lot of auctioneers

Warhol Exhibit

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Use your imagination.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Wagging Dog

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Giant Monster in Bath

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

EU: Behind the scenes.

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Egyptian Football

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"He's an abstract artist."

Art Gallery.