Art Accident Analyst T-Shirts

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Art Plagiarism

The hall of bad ideas.

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"...And your underpants were unusually clean for someone who got hit by a bus."

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

'I can't understand it. I was driving one way on a one way street.'

'Cops and Rubbers.'

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"One problem is we have a clash of styles."

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

'Are you sure it's the original?'

Break it like Beckham

"Bad news. It's a fake."

"Looks like something was going on in the Stone Age that they didn't want the Bronze Age to know about."

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

Graphite man could never understand how he was always so easily apprehended.

'Bob, call you back. A big auto body job just drove in.'

'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

". . . and at your age, it wouldn't hurt to go see the blacksmith a little more regularly, too."

They spent ages trying to decide if the painting had, or had not, been vandalised.