Art Accident Analyst Gifts

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Art Plagiarism

The hall of bad ideas.

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

"...And your underpants were unusually clean for someone who got hit by a bus."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'Cops and Rubbers.'

'I can't understand it. I was driving one way on a one way street.'

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"One problem is we have a clash of styles."

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

Graphite man could never understand how he was always so easily apprehended.

"Bad news. It's a fake."

'Are you sure it's the original?'

'Bob, call you back. A big auto body job just drove in.'

'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)

". . . and at your age, it wouldn't hurt to go see the blacksmith a little more regularly, too."

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

They spent ages trying to decide if the painting had, or had not, been vandalised.

'What's the point of insurance if you don't use it?'