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Lawyer to client about crash test dummy: 'We did a driving record search, and needless to say, we struck gold.'

The first car accident.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

On the brink.

Baby on board.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Computer Controlled Car

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

No Smoking.

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Lab safety Rule No. 1