Aroma Analyzer T-Shirts

'I'm picking up unsubtle hints of coffee.'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

We have to stop surprising each other.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"I can't see it lasting!"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

The dashboard odormeter

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

Nostrildamus.

I smell beer, Lance. You think that's fun? Try drinking some!

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

'What have you got today?' - 'If you don't smell it, we haven't got it.'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

"You're not happy with the perfume your husband bought you, are you?"

"I'm detecting notes of honeysuckle, apple, and. . . yes, freshly minted money."

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!