Aroma Analyzer Gifts

'I'm picking up unsubtle hints of coffee.'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

Pheromones.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"I can't see it lasting!"

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

The dashboard odormeter

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

Nostrildamus.

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

"You're not happy with the perfume your husband bought you, are you?"

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'What have you got today?' - 'If you don't smell it, we haven't got it.'

"Ambitions... To live next door to a Chinese takeaway."

"I'm detecting notes of honeysuckle, apple, and. . . yes, freshly minted money."

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!