Armored Car Employee Gifts

"This new promotion also means that you'll be taking the blame should anything go missing."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Stimulus bust

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.'

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

General Motors.

Where's the difference?

Two Men In A Tank.

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."

'This may take more work than we thought.'

"I've been out of work since the showroom closed down."

Union Label is Edsel

New Big Three bailout cars?

The Football Bank Robber.

Armored Truck

Ed's Car Wash,

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'C'mon... I just want to hug you!' - 'Arrrrrgh!'

Ministry of defence lift with an 'Out of Orders' sign

Downsizing car plants

'Thanks! This bailout will save lots of jobs at our plants in Mexico, Argentina, Brazil, Phillipines, Poland, Indonesia, India, Egypt, Thailand...'

Detroit Bankruptcy