Armored Car Employee Gifts

"This new promotion also means that you'll be taking the blame should anything go missing."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

Stimulus bust

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.'

General Motors.

Where's the difference?

Two Men In A Tank.

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."

'This may take more work than we thought.'

Union Label is Edsel

"I've been out of work since the showroom closed down."

The Football Bank Robber.

New Big Three bailout cars?

Ed's Car Wash,

'C'mon... I just want to hug you!' - 'Arrrrrgh!'

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'It's from head office,we've all got to be Crypton tuned'

Downsizing car plants

Detroit Bankruptcy