Armor Maker Gifts

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

'To be honest? A little claustrophobic.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Christmas Craftwork

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Knight/Bird.

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

Knight Vision

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

Poetry Knight

Battle.