Armchair Psychologists Pillows

The Hole that Divides

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

The intellectual.

Turkish Democracy

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"I should've never studied canon law."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

The Three Kinds of People

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Carrot VS Stick

"I don't believe in egrets."

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."