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"You ask why I'm on your counter but I might as easily ask why you're on my floor."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Lemniskate

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Fly Artist

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

Pottery Slam

Gentleman's Club Scene

'New money or old money?'

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

Couple in Grey

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The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

The Dungeon

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Downtrodden Abbey

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

The Nobility Scooter

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."