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"You ask why I'm on your counter but I might as easily ask why you're on my floor."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Lemniskate

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Fly Artist

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

Gentleman's Club Scene

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Pottery Slam

'New money or old money?'

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

cayetana de alba

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

Couple in Grey

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

Zoo. Meerkats. No, "meerkats" is just their name. Nobody's trying to make them feel insignificant.

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

The Dungeon

Downtrodden Abbey

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

The Nobility Scooter