Argument Aristocrat Gifts

"It's non-negotiable."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

Gentleman's Club Scene

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

So, what brings you two here today? Amanda Kern. Comics counseling.

The last word.

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'New money or old money?'

cayetana de alba

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

Duchess

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Queen

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"So what are you the earl of?"

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Downtrodden Abbey

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'

So Sympathetic

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'Oh yes, everyone likes him, he's not intelligent enough to make enemies.'

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'