Argument Aristocrat Mugs

"It's non-negotiable."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Gentleman's Club Scene

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

The last word.

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'New money or old money?'

Duchess

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

cayetana de alba

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"So what are you the earl of?"

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Queen

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

Downtrodden Abbey

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'

So Sympathetic

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

"'Is Lordship 'as just popped to the corner shop for a packet of fags..."

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt