Are-they-really-eating-that Explorer Mugs

"You're fired."

Garlic Free Zone.

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Platter confusion.

Happy hour.

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Nutritional Supplements.

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

"We've gone glutton-free."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersize in a bucket?"

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

Mirage guidance.

"Start Sucking!"

"Can you suggest a nice Bordeaux that will complement the squirrel-infused manure?"

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

'Is anything O.K.?'

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

'It's not nouvelle cuisine, Monsieur. You've ordered from the children's menu.'

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."