Dining Explorers Mugs

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Platter confusion.

Haute Chinese

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Michelin stars? I don't think we have any, but one of the tires on the catering truck might be.'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"More croutons, sir?"

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

Nutritional Supplements.

"You were right-we should have just split one."

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Your bill sir.'

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Yum! I should have ordered dessert, too—can I try yours?"

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"