Dining Explorers Mugs

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Haute Chinese

Platter confusion.

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Michelin stars? I don't think we have any, but one of the tires on the catering truck might be.'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

"A table in Siberia, please."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

"More croutons, sir?"

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"You were right-we should have just split one."

Nutritional Supplements.

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

'Your bill sir.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"Yum! I should have ordered dessert, too—can I try yours?"