Architecture Renegade Pillows

'My son, the non traditionalist.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

A holiday at home

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"Give him his food."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Organized chaos.

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

Music Freak.

A man without a chicken on his head!

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Exams

Problem solving centre.

DIY store.

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"We'll take it from here Gramps." "Yeah, you guys are just so antiquated." "Power 'Tools'"

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

Complaints (just kidding).

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."