Architecture Renegade Gifts

'My son, the non traditionalist.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

A holiday at home

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"Give him his food."

Organized chaos.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Music Freak.

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

A man without a chicken on his head!

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

How did people work before computers? They grew food, made clothing and built stuff. Now all that is done outside the country. Not true. What about

Exams

Problem solving centre.

DIY store.

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

Complaints (just kidding).

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"