Architectural Pun Lover Pillows

"With this design you don't have to worry about being tipped over on Halloween."

I came, I saw, I partied!

"You've passed with extinction!"

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Hotness

Literate Dogs.

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Hell's Schlegel

Persian

Larry's Literary Market.

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

Shakespeare originally wrote "Romeo and Juliet" as a comedy.

Hairy Potter.

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

'Putter'.

Boxing Pop-up Book.

Library. Toss me that copy of "The Canterbury Tales." It's a flying Chaucer!

"We had him neutered,"

Xylophone: A male lophone. Unique as the only animal known to use camouflage to avoid mating.

'I'm a little worried about the dedication to His Satanic Majesty, Bishop.'

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

"Avast - it's Mobius Dick, the one-sided whale."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Pet shop with 'Romeows' in stock.

What really frightened Miss Muffet away,

'Must be an Umberto Eco-town.'

One of the books was un-red.

Shakespeare at the Nursery. What's this "Hulthemia"? That's a rose by another name.

Gone with the Wind in the Willows