Architectural Pun Lover Pillows

"With this design you don't have to worry about being tipped over on Halloween."

I came, I saw, I partied!

"You've passed with extinction!"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Hotness

Literate Dogs.

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Persian

Hell's Schlegel

Larry's Literary Market.

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

'Putter'.

Boxing Pop-up Book.

'I'm a little worried about the dedication to His Satanic Majesty, Bishop.'

Xylophone: A male lophone. Unique as the only animal known to use camouflage to avoid mating.

"We had him neutered,"

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

Pet shop with 'Romeows' in stock.

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Avast - it's Mobius Dick, the one-sided whale."

What really frightened Miss Muffet away,

One of the books was un-red.

Art Is A Snap When You Know How To Spell