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"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Cat statues on entrance gate

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

The High Line at Giza

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'Greenwich in the Season'

Introducing Piza Island.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

I love the Shard

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.