Architectural Historian Gifts

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Paul Klee

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

Honoré de Balzac

Venus

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Victorian Lady

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Mr. Right!"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Kritik's Korner

"Early model of baggage claim"

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'I could do that.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

The Rise of Modern Art