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'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Paul Klee

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

Venus

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Honoré de Balzac

Victorian Lady

"Mr. Right!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Well....I could've done this!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'I could do that.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Rodin's Browser

The Rise of Modern Art