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ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"OK, people! What's wrong with this picture?"

Pieter Bruegel the Elder

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"They were very advanced for their time."

Camille Pissarro

Rodin's Look-out Man

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

Statue Emergency

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Neolithic expostulation

"Yes it's definitely no oil painting!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

The Artist

Paul Klee

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The DaVinci Code

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

A caveman paints from life

Venus

"Mr. Right!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Well....I could've done this!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Baroque Peacock

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'