Creative Historian Gifts

Adam and eve do their laundry,

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

Venus

Honoré de Balzac

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"Mr. Right!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Well....I could've done this!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'I could do that.'

The Rise of Modern Art