Creative Historian Pillows

Adam and eve do their laundry,

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

Honoré de Balzac

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Venus

"Well....I could've done this!"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Mr. Right!"

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'I could do that.'

Rodin's Browser

The Rise of Modern Art