Archbishop Gifts

Desmond Tutu.

Golfing Bishop.

"Now comes the downside to this job - I need the toilet!"

Places of Amusement!

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"And now The Reverend Higgins will beat the love of God into each and every one of you."

Bird trying to feed a bishop's hat.

"You'll find we have a great career structure, up to a point."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Old Archbishop with zimmer like staff

Rowan Williams

'When you said I was going to be cannonized, I thought you meant...'

'Get an afterlife!'

Archbishop Jokes.

Finger puppets in church.

"I'm getting worried about the Archbishop. He's going around telling everyone he's a Toucan!"

"My post only got one like, but it is from God."

Religious toilets.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

"Wow, you look so macho in your uniform, dear."

Parachuting bishop.

"Before you go my son,remember this; that the Church is a humble institution.'

Bishop playing golf with his crosier.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

John Sentamu

Sweater Vestment.

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork