Arachnophobia Dabblers Gifts

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"Great location. Let's check it out."

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'

Horror

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

'You've been drinking again.'

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

Spider Horror Movies

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

"AA-ARGH!"

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

'Dang, I'm sick of telling stupid kids that I'm not radioactive and that even if I did bite them, they wouldn't become a superhero!'

Arachnophobia training.

'I hate you, Al.'

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

"Well, it's not the crawling through dark and dirty places that freaks me out: it's the cobwebs..."