Arachnophobia Humor Gifts

'You've been drinking again.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'My mother is a black widow, my wife is a black widow...'

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

Horror

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

Spider Horror Movies

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

Arachnophobia training.

"AA-ARGH!"

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

'I hate you, Al.'

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

"You didn't believe her when she said there was a giant spider in the bathtub, did you?"

Ever since he was a little magazine, he had been deathly afraid of spiders, and he didn't like where this was going,

"Well, it's not the crawling through dark and dirty places that freaks me out: it's the cobwebs..."

'You should have been there. All I did was sit down beside her.'

"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider."

"Okay, Mr. Nerdmyer, I'm just going to give you a little stress test!"

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"