Aqueduct Appreciator Pillows

Pipe Dream.

Pets.

Tortured Plank

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Mt. Tushmore

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

The Wellington Statue.

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"...98, 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!"

Deadpan Delivery.

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Aqueduct

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

'Dang vandals.'

"Hmmm...Looks like I've got an oil leak."

Royal Flush

'This is how he would have wanted to be remembered, even though he wasn't actually like that at all.'

Bertrand Russell.

Man! Talk about poker faces.