Aqueduct Appreciator T-Shirts

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Pipe Dream.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Pets.

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

Fish mobsters.

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

Tortured Plank

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Mt. Tushmore

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

The Wellington Statue.

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

Deadpan Delivery.

Aqueduct

"...98, 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!"

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"Hmmm...Looks like I've got an oil leak."

'Dang vandals.'

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

'This is how he would have wanted to be remembered, even though he wasn't actually like that at all.'

Royal Flush

Bertrand Russell.

Man! Talk about poker faces.

It's so comfy in here since we replaced the castle with a water softener.