Aquatic Crime Buster Pillows

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'Your father installed a security system.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

Whistle blower...

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

"And what did you do when the defendent allegedly entered your home?"

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

Gus never found the perfect wave

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

'Looks like the work of the infamous international frequent flyer burglar - Better dust for carbon finger prints!'

First space criminal investigation

'A Policeman hey? My dad is a crime-fighter too: He's a Forensic Accountant...'

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

Auditing

'This tastes like dishwater.'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

Policeman painting vandals with 'anti-vandal paint' instead of painting the walls.

Suspicious Person Ban.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

"Freeze, or I'll mop the floor with you!"