Aquarium Goer Gifts

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

Horror movies

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Pets.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I think it loves us."

"Just water for me, please."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'I wish I was creative'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'So what have you been up to?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"This place could use a moat!"

Drinking Companions

Taking goldfish for a walk.