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'Has anyone noticed they're losing weight yet? Cause I know I haven't.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

High Jump

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Dolphin tricks.

"I'm addicted to water."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Pearl Fishers

Bernard Hinault

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

Cat wing walking.

Ryan Bayley

'Synchronised swimming.'

Skywriter: 'DARN it!' A Skywriter has just realised he has written the first part of a Slogan in reverse

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

Divers Lap Pool

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.

'Each career accomplishment makes me afraid of becoming overqualified.'

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

Complaints: 'Yes?'

Fish golfing.

The RAF salute the world of banking

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

'Ooh, that's better!'

Aquarobics.

Octopus Drummer

"I have to quit the swim team. My braces rusted."