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Aquarobics.

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Exercise Class

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Keep Fit.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Holiday Aerobics.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

Aerobics Class.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Step aerobics

Dolphin tricks.

Hexercise.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Take me to your thigh master"

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Kangaroo jumping rope.

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'