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I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Still Life With Nordic Track

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Diving Cat.

Psychiatry in the Park

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

The synchronized shower event.

Pearl Fishers

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

'Who ordered the pizza?'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Set it on 'slow'."

"Next bench is four steps."

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

Exercise Wheelchair

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"The mower isn't smart, but I am. I disabled its self propel so that he would get a good workout."

Complaints: 'Yes?'

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

Walk right in. Sit right down.

Karate Yid

"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."

Aquarobics.

'Has anyone noticed they're losing weight yet? Cause I know I haven't.'

'Dude. Tai Chi. They do it in the park.'

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