Aqua Exerciser T-Shirts

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Diving Cat.

Psychiatry in the Park

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

The synchronized shower event.

Pearl Fishers

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

'Who ordered the pizza?'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Next bench is four steps."

"Set it on 'slow'."

Exercise Wheelchair

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

"The mower isn't smart, but I am. I disabled its self propel so that he would get a good workout."

Complaints: 'Yes?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Karate Yid

Walk right in. Sit right down.

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

Aquarobics.

"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."

'Has anyone noticed they're losing weight yet? Cause I know I haven't.'

'Dude. Tai Chi. They do it in the park.'

Welcome To I'll-Start-Tomorrow-Cise!

'I get enough exercise at work. I'm a mailman.'