Aqua Aerobics Achievers Mugs

'Has anyone noticed they're losing weight yet? Cause I know I haven't.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

High Jump

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Dolphin tricks.

"I'm addicted to water."

Bernard Hinault

Pearl Fishers

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

Cat wing walking.

'Synchronised swimming.'

Complaints: 'Yes?'

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

Divers Lap Pool

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

Fish golfing.

The RAF salute the world of banking

'Each career accomplishment makes me afraid of becoming overqualified.'

Skywriter: 'DARN it!' A Skywriter has just realised he has written the first part of a Slogan in reverse

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

Aquarobics.

"I have to quit the swim team. My braces rusted."

Tyrone Mings