Apron Adventurer Gifts

'Cooking'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Domestic Goddess.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Draw your own path."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Arf! Arf!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Snowboarding downhill.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

Can I have a look at the map?

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Crop duster wanted.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Remember to lash from the outside!

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Danger: Falling animals

Selfie of the Golden Hinde