Apron Ace Gifts

Domestic Goddess.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Cooking'

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Hair Traffic control.

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Your first thirty days is a probationary period. Following that, we'll review your performance and consider giving you a cubicle with a door!"

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

Baker

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'

person wearing heatproof suit for cooking

'Supervisor of the Year'

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

I'm the Chef

Chefs

'Do you have something a little more masculine in an apron?'

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

He took every chance to practice his talk.

Rhino chef.

Woman wearing t-shirt reading 'I married a chemist.'

When the prey becomes the predator.

"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!"

'Come into the sitting room - it's time for me to give you your sixth-monthly review!'

'I'll take one in a 50' waist,please.'

"I've been learning how to fly hot-air balloons!"

"You were employee of the month last month. What have you done lately?"