Apron Advocate Gifts

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Domestic Goddess.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

The Ascent of Woman

Thank you, Essential Workers

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Detention Center

'Cooking'

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

Human Rights for All

"They're class action figures."

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

The scales between gluttony and hunger

Baker

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

Good News

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

Violence against children.

'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'

"Called to the piano bar again, you naughty boy?"

person wearing heatproof suit for cooking

'I'm not kidding....my client is really insane!'

I'm the Chef