Apron Advocate Mugs

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Domestic Goddess.

The Ascent of Woman

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Thank you, Essential Workers

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Detention Center

'Cooking'

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

Human Rights for All

"They're class action figures."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

The scales between gluttony and hunger

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

Baker

Violence against children.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'I'm not kidding....my client is really insane!'

"Called to the piano bar again, you naughty boy?"

person wearing heatproof suit for cooking

'Do you have something a little more masculine in an apron?'

I'm the Chef