Apron Adventurer Pillows

'Cooking'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Domestic Goddess.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Draw your own path."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Arf! Arf!'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Snowboarding downhill.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Can I have a look at the map?

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

Crop duster wanted.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Danger: Falling animals

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Remember to lash from the outside!

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Lost

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'