Apron Aficionado Pillows

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

person wearing heatproof suit for cooking

Cow

'I'll take one in a 50' waist,please.'

I'm the Chef

'Come into the sitting room - it's time for me to give you your sixth-monthly review!'

'Do you have something a little more masculine in an apron?'

Chefs

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

Baker

Domestic Goddess.

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Hats and Food

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

'My dentist recommended it.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

Mediterranean Martini

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Party Party!

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Olives

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'