Apron Enthusiast Pillows

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

When the prey becomes the predator.

Woman wearing t-shirt reading 'I married a chemist.'

Domestic Goddess.

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Hats and Food

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I started a collection!"

'Cooking'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

Rap-scallions

Onion Tears

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

'My dentist recommended it.'

Burning love

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Pirates

"Repeat after me..."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"You came up in therapy today."

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

Baker

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'