Appreciator Of Art's Gentle Wear Gifts

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Berta screams out!

Artist on the Beach

Edward Elgar.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Coot on a jetty

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."